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Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves everyone, no matter what their skin color, gender, religion or race is?
Father: Yes, Son! It’s called Pornhub.
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My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’ I saw…
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too ‘un-American’
I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
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Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having…
Being a man means doing what I want when I want and not having to answer to…
Shit, she’s coming!!! Be cool.
To be continued…
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Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?
Police: Who the hell ordered all these pizzas?
Me: You said I had one phone call…
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I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the…
I went to go to the Vagina Museum but accidentally went in the building next door.
That place was a shit hole!
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One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners…
One night I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had
He started counting, and after a minute or so, he fell asleep
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I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar So…
I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar
So I went up to him and gave him a dollar. He happily pocketed the dollar and said “you see that white cat over there, how many teeth does it have?”
So I said “ I don’t know….”
He said “ how many hairs does it have?”
I again replied saying I didn’t know.
He then said to me “ You see that black rooster over there, how many legs does it have?”
So I promptly said 2.
So the homeless man said “how come you know nothing about white pussy and so much about black cock?”
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A man finds a genie in a bottle He rubs it.
A man finds a genie in a bottle
He rubs it. A genie pops out “you have two wishes”
The guy says “hold up, aren’t I supposed to get three wishes?”
the genie replies “Check your pants”
The guy looks down his pants, and slightly surprised, says “how did you know?”
Genie says “I’ve been doin this a while.”