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My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just…
My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just likes my company.
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Income tax..
Income tax.. The fine you pay for being a productive part of society.
Welfare.. The reward you get for being an unproductive leech on society.
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They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure.
They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure.
Never mind, the mail server was down for a while.
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at least one of them
An old man was attending his wife’s funeral. The preacher walked up to him and said, “May she rest in peace.”
The man replied, “I don’t know about her, but I certainly will.”
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Self employed
How is sex like applying for a job
Everybody wants experience but you can’t get experience unless you already have experience
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Dog years
A thirty year old man goes to a psychiatrist…
Psychiatrist: How long have you been married?
Man: 42 years.
Psychiatrist: How is that even possible?
Man: I count in dog years because my wife is a bitch.
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Peace
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
“The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.”
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
“A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…”
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Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my…
Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my wife
I replied : “Lets have sex then because there are horny men…. basically everywhere.”
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My wife bites her lip to look sexy……….
My wife bites her lip to look sexy……….
I just don’t have the heart to tell her you’re meant to bite the bottom lip.
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My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a…
My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman
I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It ends up being less then 4” and is over in 2 minutes.