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The wife then has to finish it off herself.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch, thinking that their wife should be really happy.
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husband’s funeral
A woman goes to her husband’s funeral and bursts out laughing. People ask her why she’s laughing? And she replies: We’ve been married 30 years, and this is the first time I know where he’s going
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What do you call a society of depressed people?
What do you call a society of depressed people?
A melancholony.
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All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go…
All my life, I never imagined I’d wake up at 6am and go jogging…..
…..And I was right.
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Only one
Why don’t aliens visit our Solar System?
They read the reviews – just one star.
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Reason
Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon
The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said…
“No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”
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Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
Apparently there’s a new sex position called Parcel Force.
You stay in all day and no one comes
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My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…” “I can’t…
My wife said, “You always come home in a bad mood…”
“I can’t remember the last time you came home in a good mood.”
I said, “That’s because you weren’t here.”
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Can confirm
What’s the smartest thing about people?
their phones
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Next year
Putin visits Ukraine
Immigration officer says: “Name?”. – “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”.
“Address?” – “Kremlin, Moscow, Russia”.
“Occupation?” – “No, probably next year”.