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What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself
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When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very…
When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very large butt plug…..
that way, I can continue to be a big pain in the ass
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I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.
I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.
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In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
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By Jimmy Carr
Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine.
They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”
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A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked
How’s your book? Interesting read?She replied: well, the only way I could describe it, is that it’s a bit like our sex life
How so? Replied the guy
Well it’s short, boring and a bit predictable.
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I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m…
I decided to donate my body to science
For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
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I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do…
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐
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What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
Hole-sale
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I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl…
I’m currently in a love triangle
I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.