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Why are women and salads opposites?
why are women and salads opposites?
You dress a salad right before you eat it
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Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s…
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”
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“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones…
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?”
– No, son, there will be only killers.
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– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the…
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!
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Why are virgins so chill?
Why are virgins so chill?
Zero fucks given.
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The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”?
The groom answers: Yes, I enjoyed the “hole” and she enjoyed the “thing”!!
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I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed!”.. ?
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Her: Our sex life has really improved Therapist: Why do you…
Her: Our sex life has really improved
Therapist: Why do you think that is? Her: I’ve learnt how to appreciate the small things in life
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fuhgdat1019
Being a college student is hard. Every day, you have to clear up your schedule and make time to sit down and focus, find the right material, make sure no one will interrupt, and really zone in on completion. By the end of the night your eyes are dry and your wrist is sore. And sometimes after all the wanking, you still have to fucking study.”