Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.
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For our holiday I told my wife I had booked a trip around the…
For our holiday I told my wife I had booked a trip around the world
“Can’t we go somewhere else ” she said
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– I’m your secret admirer. – Why is it secret?
– I’m your secret admirer.
– Why is it secret?
– My wife doesn’t have to find out.
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I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids,…
I went to the hospital to solve the problem with hemorrhoids, but they could not help me. It is necessary to wait normally for a doctor; otherwise, the patients in the queue are completely incompetent.
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To the genius who invented one ply toilet paper…
To the genius who invented one ply toilet paper…
I’d like to shake your hand.
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WARNING!
WARNING! Alec Baldwin has arrived in the UK and due to start shooting soon.
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My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for…
My sense of humor is a lot like COVID
Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
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My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just…
My wife said she’s not with me cause I have money, she just likes my company.
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Income tax..
Income tax.. The fine you pay for being a productive part of society.
Welfare.. The reward you get for being an unproductive leech on society.
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They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure.
They fired me from my job because I’m too insecure.
Never mind, the mail server was down for a while.
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at least one of them
An old man was attending his wife’s funeral. The preacher walked up to him and said, “May she rest in peace.”
The man replied, “I don’t know about her, but I certainly will.”