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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.

  • Self employed

    How is sex like applying for a job
    Everybody wants experience but you can’t get experience unless you already have experience

  • Dog years

    A thirty year old man goes to a psychiatrist…
    Psychiatrist: How long have you been married?
    Man: 42 years.
    Psychiatrist: How is that even possible?
    Man: I count in dog years because my wife is a bitch.

  • Peace

    Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…

    “The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.”

    After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…

    “A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…”

  • Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my…

    Eat your dinner, there are people starving in Africa” said my wife
    I replied : “Lets have sex then because there are horny men…. basically everywhere.”

  • My wife bites her lip to look sexy……….

    My wife bites her lip to look sexy……….

    I just don’t have the heart to tell her you’re meant to bite the bottom lip.

  • My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a…

    My wife and I sometimes roleplay in the bedroom with me as a weatherman
    I forecast 6+ inches lasting for a couple of hours. It ends up being less then 4” and is over in 2 minutes.

  • Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

    Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?
    Because she wanted to see the task manager

  • Once you start buying cheap brakes…..

    Once you start buying cheap brakes…..
    You won’t be able to stop

  • We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it…

    We thought it was our ability to love that made us human,
    but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A TRUCK

  • a new drink at the bar

    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a glass of “Less.” “Less?” I’ve never heard of it,” the bartender replies. “Is it a foreign drink or something?” “I don’t have any idea,” the guy says. “My doctor told me about it. He said I should try drinking Less.”