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When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason!
So I’ve worked all my life to invent a time machine of my own, and I’m going back to when he was little and we’ll see how he likes the taste of his own medicine.
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At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?
Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
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My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that I’m as sick as fuck.
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People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet…
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
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During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the…
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.
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Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …
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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife.
“What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?”“No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it regularly.”
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When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a…
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.