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By Jimmy Carr
Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine.
They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”
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A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked
How’s your book? Interesting read?She replied: well, the only way I could describe it, is that it’s a bit like our sex life
How so? Replied the guy
Well it’s short, boring and a bit predictable.
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I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m…
I decided to donate my body to science
For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
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I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do…
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐
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What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
Hole-sale
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I’m currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl…
I’m currently in a love triangle
I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
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I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service…
I’m beginning to think that when you call customer service there’s never a time when they aren’t “experiencing higher than normal call volumes”
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Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult.
Switching my wife’s life support machine off was very difficult.
You try and fight off two doctors, a nurse and a security guard.
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Woke up with a massive hardon this morning .
Woke up with a massive hardon this morning . Pissed it away !
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Miracle
Guys I need your help desperately. I’m in the middle of a huge argument with my wife and she just told me I’m right !!!
What do I do next?