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Why are virgins so chill?
Why are virgins so chill?
Zero fucks given.
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The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”?
The groom answers: Yes, I enjoyed the “hole” and she enjoyed the “thing”!!
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I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed!”.. ?
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Her: Our sex life has really improved Therapist: Why do you…
Her: Our sex life has really improved
Therapist: Why do you think that is? Her: I’ve learnt how to appreciate the small things in life
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Being a college student is hard. Every day, you have to clear up your schedule and make time to sit down and focus, find the right material, make sure no one will interrupt, and really zone in on completion. By the end of the night your eyes are dry and your wrist is sore. And sometimes after all the wanking, you still have to fucking study.”
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I still wear a mask… because I no longer remember how to…
I still wear a mask…
because I no longer remember how to control my facial expressions in public ?
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Had a warning from Facebook for a joke so here is the edited…
Had a warning from Facebook for a joke so here is the edited version ?
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What a classic
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So I noticed my wife put on some weight lately For her birthday…
So I noticed my wife put on some weight lately
For her birthday I got her a dress 2 sizes smaller with a note “I’m looking forward to seeing you in this” thinking this might motivate her.The next day, I found the exact same note for me except it was on a pack of large sized condoms.
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Why are the Russian forces in Ukraine using the symbol “Z”?
Why are the Russian forces in Ukraine using the symbol “Z”?
Because the other half of the swastika fell off due to poor Russian maintenance.