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My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife.
“What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?”“No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it regularly.”
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When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a…
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.
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Why are women and salads opposites?
why are women and salads opposites?
You dress a salad right before you eat it
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Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s…
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”
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“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones…
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?”
– No, son, there will be only killers.
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– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the…
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!
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Why are virgins so chill?
Why are virgins so chill?
Zero fucks given.
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The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon.
The newlywed couple come back from their honeymoon. The bride’s mother asks the groom: Did you enjoy “the whole thing”?
The groom answers: Yes, I enjoyed the “hole” and she enjoyed the “thing”!!
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I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.
The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed!”.. ?
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