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How To Be Honest | Awkward Puppets
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I never knew you drank until I saw you sober last night.
I never knew you drank until I saw you sober last night.
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Used to be called a super deluxe wank.
A girl is talking to her guy friend: “I found condoms in my boyfriend’s jacket. We don’t use condoms and when I confronted him, he told me he uses them to masturbate. Do you ever do that??”
“Sure”, her guy friend replies.
“Really?? You masturbate into condoms??!”
“Oh”, he responded, “No. I thought you meant ‘do I lie to my girlfriend’!”
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What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading…
What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google?
Google Doc
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How do know you are ugly?
How do know you are ugly?
Your dog keeps its eyes closed whilst humping your leg
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every morning
So one blood cell says “Good morning”
Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”
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I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.
I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.
But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.
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Same thing at the cemetery
I love living near a university.
The women never get older.
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Wankers of the world, unite!
What do you call two communists who masturbate together?
Cum-rades!
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Went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were…
went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band