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People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet…
People say I mangle metaphors, but you can’t make an omelet without beating a few dead horses.
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During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the…
During the upcoming birth of Maria Sharapova, the staff of the maternity hospital runs the risk of becoming deaf.
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Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television.
Russia’s only high-precision weapon is a television. It affects the brain, even if it is not …
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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife. “What?” I asked….
My vagina is like the local gym,” said my wife.
“What?” I asked. “Hot and sweaty?”“No,” she replied. “Only a few members use it regularly.”
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When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a…
When a sex worker gives you a discount, you’re getting a holesale price.
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Why are women and salads opposites?
why are women and salads opposites?
You dress a salad right before you eat it
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Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s…
Tolstoy’s great-grandson and Dostoevsky’s great-great-granddaughter began working together on a sequel to their great ancestors called “War, Peace and Idiot.”
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“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones…
“Dad, if we kill all the bad people, will there be any good ones left?”
– No, son, there will be only killers.
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– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the…
– TASS (Russian news agency) is authorized to state that the cruiser “Moscow” is participating in a special underwater operation!