Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.
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Ladies…No guy has ever said…
Ladies…No guy has ever said…
I’d screw her, if her eyelashes were a little longer.
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What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at…
What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show
“I don’t want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats”
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adaptability
I came for an interview … And fell asleep on the couch. I say: “See how quickly I adapt to a new place.”
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People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant……
People who don’t eat cheese because they are lactose intolerant…
…need to learn to be more accepting of different cultures
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I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”….
I attended a meet called “How Stop Taking Things Literally”.
“What brings you here?” asked the host on my first day.I said, “My legs.”
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When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine…
When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason!
So I’ve worked all my life to invent a time machine of my own, and I’m going back to when he was little and we’ll see how he likes the taste of his own medicine.
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never!
At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?
Trick question, Chick Norris never loses!
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My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
My Boss rang me and apologised for not believing I was sick….
Then, He told me he’d seen my posts on thefun.net and realised that I’m as sick as fuck.