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How do you call the mouth of a smoker?
How do you call the mouth of a smoker?
the exhaust pipe
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I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
I broke up with a girl once because she was having hallucinations.
She said “Carl, I.. can’t see you anymore”… That was weird. I was like- “Babe, I’m standing right here.” then she said “No, you don’t understand… I’m seeing someone else” which was really bizarre because it was just the two of us in the room. I had to break it off after that.
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Grey hair is hereditary.
Grey hair is hereditary.
You get it from your children.
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ratings
Movie ratings are an indication of who gets the girl
Rated G – the prince gets the girl.
Rated PG – the hero gets the girl.
Rated R – the villain gets the girl.
Rated X – everyone gets the girl!
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You shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology
you shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology
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Tired of losing money in the stock market?
Tired of losing money in the stock market?
Come visit our online casino.
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Do you remember
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity?
Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.
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They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
After being on a ship for months with only men, I can assure you it’s not from their tears.
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Tits – natural anti-stress balls!
Tits – natural anti-stress balls! The irony is that they come attached to the most effective thing to create stress!
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I have a foot fetish…
I have a foot fetish…
I have tried using meters but it just doesn’t work for me.