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You shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology
you shouldn’t take my class on reverse psychology
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Tired of losing money in the stock market?
Tired of losing money in the stock market?
Come visit our online casino.
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Do you remember
Do you remember before the internet, people thought that the lack of information was the cause of stupidity?
Yeah, well that definitely wasn’t the cause.
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They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
They say the sea is salty from the tears of sailors.
After being on a ship for months with only men, I can assure you it’s not from their tears.
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Tits – natural anti-stress balls!
Tits – natural anti-stress balls! The irony is that they come attached to the most effective thing to create stress!
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I have a foot fetish…
I have a foot fetish…
I have tried using meters but it just doesn’t work for me.
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Ladies…No guy has ever said…
Ladies…No guy has ever said…
I’d screw her, if her eyelashes were a little longer.
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What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at…
What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show
“I don’t want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats”
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adaptability
I came for an interview … And fell asleep on the couch. I say: “See how quickly I adapt to a new place.”
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