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One of the best jokes
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I believe in love at first sight…
I believe in love at first sight…
But science calls it an erection.
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One of my books just had a four-star review!
One of my books just had a four-star review!
The reviewer said “This book is ****”
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Unexpectedly early
So the other day my wife unexpectedly came home early from work and asked me if I wanted to play Monopoly with her. I agreed but while we were playing, I caught her cheating. I called her out on it and she just shrugged and said, “if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying!” That’s when her sister burst out of the closet and said to my wife, “thank God you’re cool with it, I thought I was going to be stuck in there for hours!”
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No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker I’m at work
No Porn Hub, I don’t want to play online poker
I’m at work
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Motivation
Wish me luck. I’m doing the London Marathon again this year.
Last year I managed only 3 hours and 20 mins…
before I got bored and switched to a different channel.
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Pull ups
I’ve done a hundred pull ups today…..
This new belt is a crap!
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I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently.
I told my mother that Internet Explorer ended support recently.
She said, “So does that mean nobody can use the internet now?”
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We’ll never know
My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He looks like the Pope in civilian clothes. Go and ask!”
So I crossed the road and asked the old man if he was indeed the Pope.
He said, “F**k off.”
I went back to my wife who eagerly asked, “Well? Tell me, is he the Pope?”
I said, “He told me to f**k off.”
“Oh no,” said my wife, “Now we’ll never know.”