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Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader,…
Someone asked me if I could have dinner with any world leader, living or dead, who would it be? I said, “Vladimir Putin…
dead.”
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Lists
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.
Her list: Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum
My list: Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend
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Good idea
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.”
“Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
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What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?
What’s the opposite of an Aphrodisiac?
Wedding cake
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Painful
Pulled out a couple of nose hairs to see if it hurts.
Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the train, it seems fucking painful.
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cheap flights
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer.
I said “looking for cheap flights.”She got very excited and said “I love you,” then got on her knees and gave me the best blow job I’ve ever had.
Which surprised me as she’s never been interested in darts before
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tulips
my girlfriend says her pussy’s like a rose
But I think it looks more like tulips
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“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?” “No way, that would…
“Have you ever taken it in the other hole?”
“No way, that would get me pregnant!”
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My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons….
My wife and I split up because of Psychological reasons….
She was Psycho, and I was Logical
