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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.

  • How do know you are ugly?

    How do know you are ugly?

    Your dog keeps its eyes closed whilst humping your leg

  • every morning

    So one blood cell says “Good morning”
    Other blood cell says “Hey, wanna go to the dick?”

  • I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.

    I was searching Google Images for Rorschach tests.
    But all I found were pictures of my parents fighting.

  • Same thing at the cemetery

    I love living near a university.
    The women never get older.

  • Wankers of the world, unite!

    What do you call two communists who masturbate together?
    Cum-rades!

  • Went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were…

    went to a Bush Lovers convention and found out that they were talking about the band

  • OK, Google?

    Google Maps should really think about adding a “Closest place to have a piss” option.

  • What is a socialist’s favourite hotel?

    What is a socialist’s favourite hotel?
    Sheraton (Share a ton)

  • won`t be able

    A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer in a while, so she calls out to him
    “Hey, would you like to have a fun time with me?”
    The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…”
    “Aww… give it a try… ”
    Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his dick and fucks her harder than he had in decades, and for 30 minutes!
    When he’s done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, “But you said you wouldn’t be able to….”
    “…pay you.” replied the old man.

  • good news

    Putin went to see his most trusted advisor, who happened to be his personal physician. The doctor said, “I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?” Putin said, “I am a strong Russian man. I’ll take the bad news.” The doctor said, “the war is going badly. It will take another year to crush the Ukrainians.” Putin said, “thanks, I know it’s hard to be honest with a powerful man like me. What’s the good news?” The doctor said, “your cancer is back and you have only six months to live.”