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Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing?
Hubby: Well…it was a combination of rubber and metal.
Wife: Ooohhh….tell me more!
Hubby: You were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing!
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A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and ran to him with tears of joy in her eyes. He saw her running to him and immediately said “Whoa whoa whoa……the contract said till death do us part!”
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Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Happy Christmas everybody..
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What if Noah made a website?
what if Noah made a website?
He would call it Waterbnb
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You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have.
You always claim Germans don’t have humour,
but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.
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Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something…
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac
I’m taking something for it three times a day.
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My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”
Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
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Terrible night.
Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck.
Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.
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After so many years..
A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob.
She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re married he asks her again, she says “Not yet, you won’t want to have children with a woman who you don’t respect.” So after they have children he asks her again, she says I’m still afraid you’ll lose respect for me, just wait.” So years go by, they’re grand parents now and he says “Look, I have proven my love and respect, you are my wife, you are the mother of my children, the grandmother to our grandchildren, I just want this little thing.” So that evening she makes his wish come true and gives him the blowjob he’s waited for so long for. Suddenly the phone rings, he gets up and answers it then covers the mouthpiece and says “Hey Cocksucker, it’s for you.”