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My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween…
My wife said It’s final we’re going to my mother’s Halloween party whether you like it or not. So you better decide what you’re going to be.
I said Fucking pissed.
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Are you hear me?
A man is convinced is wife is going deaf, but she won’t admit it. So he decides to test his theory once and for all.
While she’s standing at the sink, he stands about six steps behind her and says, “What’s for dinner, dear?”
When there’s no answer, he steps a few steps closer and repeats the question.
Again there’s no response, so he moves right to his wife’s shoulder and asks: “What’s for dinner, dear?”
At this his wife turns around angrily and says, “For the third time, sausages!”
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Last chance
Man: Do you want to have dinner with me at Saturday night?
Girl: Actually, I am getting married on Saturday
Man: hmmm…. Friday night then?!
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What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks?
What should Ukrainian soldiers paint on captured Russian tanks?
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I really don’t like to brag about my wealth…
I really don’t like to brag about my wealth…
But yesterday, I had to have my heating on.
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Mee: I don’t get nervous during presentation.
Mee: I don’t get nervous during presentation.
Also mee: ‘Hello everyone! My name is Presentation’.
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Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals?
Why can’t Putin communicate effectively with his generals?
Because he has to shout his orders from across the table.
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Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re…
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.
