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Pair of
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when a couple looking absolutely gorgeous walk in
“What a pair!” says the wife“Yeah, the man doesn’t look too bad either” replied the husband
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I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
I just watched a beautiful naked woman do stand-up comedy.
Never laughed so hard in my life.
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Mixed signals
She kept staring at my lips the whole time, so I kissed her.
So long story short I’m learning sign language now.
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Surprise
I met a woman last week who said she wanted a guy who’s funny and spontaneous
Yet when I tapped on the window late at night wearing a clown suit it was all panic and screaming.
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Some marriages have a happy ending…
Some marriages have a happy ending…
It’s called divorce.
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nice wish
I wish you a happy New Year and for it to finally start looking like your photos on Instagram!
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almost come
The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work.
He advised her to contact a plumber to have the problem resolved.
When he arrived at work, he called her and inquired, “Has the plumber come yet?”
“Not quite,” she replied, “but I’ve got him breathing hard.”
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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a…
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didn’t work!
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Eraser
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight…
“This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt?’” Only one word leaps to mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.” The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.’” “Of course,” says the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”
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How Swede it is.
My wife insisted that we go to Stockholm in vacation.
I didn’t want to go at first, but now, I don’t want to leave.