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They say size doesn’t matter But imagine how many lives would be…
They say size doesn’t matter
But imagine how many lives would be saved if putin had normal size dick.
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What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself
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When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very…
When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes made into a very large butt plug…..
that way, I can continue to be a big pain in the ass
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I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.
I keep hearing about a chip shortage, so I’m stocking up on Doritos.
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In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
In Soviet Russia troops withdraw forward
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By Jimmy Carr
Russians are sending peacekeepers into Ukraine.
They’re saying, ” You see this piece of land? We’re keeping it.”
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A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked…
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked
How’s your book? Interesting read?She replied: well, the only way I could describe it, is that it’s a bit like our sex life
How so? Replied the guy
Well it’s short, boring and a bit predictable.
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I decided to donate my body to science For the time being, I’m…
I decided to donate my body to science
For the time being, I’m following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
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I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do…
I’m going to hire a private investigator to find out what I do all day 🧐
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What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
What do you call when a brothel offers a discount?
Hole-sale