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Welcome to TheFun.Net, a growing collection of funny jokes in one place. You will find short one-liners, dirty jokes, bar jokes, marriage jokes and plenty of classics worth sharing. New jokes are added all the time, so pick a category and start laughing. In a hurry? Start with our 50 best one-liners.

  • My money

    I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

  • Cancel

    This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…
    … and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.

  • Do you understand me?

    My new year’s resolution is I’m going to be less condescending.
    And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.

  • The three life stages of sex Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly Age 35-60:…

    The three life stages of sex
    Age 18-35: Tri-Weekly
    Age 35-60: Try Weekly
    Age 60-90: Try Weakly

  • My GF says she was born by Cesarean section.

    My GF says she was born by Cesarean section.
    I always wondered why she left my car through the sunroof.

  • My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get…

    My New Year’s Resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language.
    I don’t have a clue how I’m going to get all that done by tomorrow.

  • Health

    My doctor told me to take up an activity that gets me out of the pub
    So I’ve started smoking.

  • Got knocked up the ladder to success

    My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed, “A miracle?!” I groaned, “No…”
    “Sex that I can’t tell anyone about.”

  • Happiness

    A Chinese business man has been sharing photos of children crawling around and playing on top of a Lamborghini, saying that the happiness of children is the most valuable thing in the world. A million dollars worth Lamborghini is nothing compared to that. So he allow the kids to play and jump on top of the Lamborghini. The best part is that the kids are not his and neither is the Lamborghini.

  • I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really…

    I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold
    Really hope so, I’ve run out of tissues.