A very bad joke
Guy: “what do you want to be when you grow up?”Kid: “I dont know, I’m not grown up.”
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why does Dr. pepper coke in a bottle?
because his wife diedCome
What’s the difference between Trump and God?
God doesn’t think he’s Trump…
Why did Jesus never have to close a door?
Because he was born in a barn
A plumber walks into a bar
He’s there to fix the toilet.
When people call you short
Tell them that dynamite comes in small packages.
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
mountain climbing with a friend is hard
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…