Why did Logan Paul not give rice gum a hi five?
Because he likes to leave asians hanging
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him in advance, “We don’t serve noble gases around here.”Helium doesn’t react.
I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a yearSorry if this is a repeated joke- first time poster
A boy asks his dad to explain the solar eclipse,
His father replies,‘No son’.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown..
One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?
The waitress asked me if I was familiar with ”Farm to Table” dining.
I told her I was more experienced with fast food and “Table to Toilet” dining.
Why did the grinch rob the liquor store?
He was in need of some holiday spirit
How do you have a long lasting marriage?
Don’t get caught.