Some friends went out caroling dressed as Star Wars characters.
They were LARPing all the way.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…
So few that I can count on my fingers
Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.
Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
Ciśnienie – JazzArt Underground is worth checking out
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
Person 1: “Do you know Prince Albert?”
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”