Why did the eagle with a cold get arrested?
He was an ill-eagle.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Why was the snowman smiling?
He could see the snowblower coming down the street
Why did the console gamer cross the road?
To render the buildings on the other side.
What is a teenagers favorite mode of transportation?
The millennial falcon.
Why couldn’t the dwarf see objects that were far away?
He was short sighted
AMG GTR PO & Nissan GTR PO
how much do they go around for?
Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
I went to the chemist today and asked for a box of condoms
The girl serving asked me if I wanted a bag with it .I said, “No thanks, she’s actually quite pretty.”
Being a Genie is so much fun.
Last week a kid wished his pets could live as long as him. So I made his parents anti-vaxxers.
“Would you circumcise my son?”
Rabbi: “How old is he?””Five.”Rabbi: “Are you kidding? That’s way past the usual cut off date.”