I care about how girls feel.
The firmer the better.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
I always cook with with vegetable oil.
It was a Wesson I learned long ago.
When you meet new people, be sure to use alot of big words…
that way you will sound, photosynthesis.my nephew told me this today, said he made it up.
If you had to choose one body part to smell . . .
Would you pick your nose ?
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: wow this really blew up thanks for gold
Today I heard the one about the hungry clock
It went back four seconds
Does anybody know the old names of the streets in Jamaica Queens?
I used to shop on 165th Street but always wanted to know the original name of it, for instance.
How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
I go to the gym religiously…
ya know twice a year when my family starts bugging me to go
My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.