What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yet.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a grenade?
Grenade actually accomplish something when it triggers.EDIT : NOT FROM USA NOR WHITE
My wife made us late and we missed the previews before new movie Cats…
…I hate when she makes me miss the best part of movies
I want to die like my grandfather, sleeping calmly.
Not like the passengers on his bus, screaming intensely.
If you’re here for the yodeling lesson
please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
My buddy wrote a comedy routine about menorahs.
It was just a bunch of candle shtick.
I walked into a bookstore and asked an employee “Do you have any books by Shakespeare?”
Employee: Of course sir. Which one?Me: William.
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Wales?
The local sports centre
What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls one the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy
Yesterday a bought a pair if shoes from a drug dealer.
Don’t know what he laced them with ’cause I’ve been tripping all day