I don’t understand school shooter jokes
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
What did the reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
I once knew twins who were exactly alike except one was missing an eye.
They were dentical twins.
What does a chatty caterpillar become?
A social butterfly
Con is the opposite of pro.
So is congress the opposite of progress?
What kind of doctor is Dr. pepper?
It’s a fizzician!I’ll see myself out
I designed a car, it is good, but it can not go backwards.
I guess i am not that good at reverse engineering
It was 10 years ago today that my best buddy Dave came running out of the room shouting “ it’s a boy!” with tears tears streaming down his face….
….We never went back to Thailand since!
Its a boy! its a boy! my friend David ran into my room,tears in his eyes
That was the last time he visited Thailand