JOKESTER
I’m so old, I can go through a whole day without taking a picture.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
If you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.
It’s an ether/oar situation(Ether is the name of the gas used)
Genders are just like the twin towers…
There used to be two, but now its a sensitive subject.
A serial killer takes a victim into the forest. It’s dark out.
Victim: I’m scared…Killer: You’re scared, I have to walk out of here alone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?YuraYura who?Yura great person and i hope you have a great 2020.
[XB1}[D2} LF2M Last Wish Morgeth checkpoint and egg
At Morgeth with egg wish in place.GT: crepeau
I took a dump in the bushes because the only toilet available was charging $0.10 to enter
I ain’t paying for that shit
Why was 10 crying?
He was right in the middle of 9/11
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A master baiter