What is Henry Cavill’s least favourite game?
PortalEdit: Thanks for the coin, kind redditor!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually
I told Sam not to sing on his phone…
But Samsung anyway :/
Two fish are in a tank
One fish says to the other and says, “How the fuck do you drive this?”
Why did the condom fly across the room??
It got pissed off!
I want to tell you about a girl who only ate plants…
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!
I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status now
they are a non-prophet organization
From my 92 year old uncle. “Times have changes so much, back in my day it was still perfectly fine to say black paint”.
Nowdays you are supposed to say “Would you please paint the fence Jamal”.
What has four letters, sometimes has nine, but never has five?
Woops meant to use a period.