What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Right enough of these “2020 vision” jokes
I don’t want to make a spectacle of myself
I haven’t showered since last decade.
What do you mean it’s not 2020 yet?
The average person has sex 54 times a year…
Tomorrow is gonna be wild!
No pair of balls are identical.
In fact, there are vas deferenses between the two.
Does your face hurt?
Because its killing me
Need help
Ok, so this isn’t about the game but I need r/HollowKnight icon.
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…
… and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year.
Weatherman are like that over aggressive guy at the bar…
…always telling us how many inches we are going to get and always failing to deliver.