This sub seems dead.
There haven’t been any good jokes all decade.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
If you’re surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide
Imagine how surprised he must have been.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight, and 2021!Happy new year y’all!
I left the garage door open last night
Someone stole my limbo stick.. didn’t know people can go that low.
Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue
For the devil can take many forms
I got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.
I couldn’t make heads or tails of anything.
How did Jesus stay so ripped?
Pontius Pilates and CrossFit
Did you know Bill Burr has a brother that is a lumberjack?
His name is Tim
Why would you eat a clock?
There’s no real good reason, it’s just time consuming.
WHERE DOES A PIRATE KEEP HIS BUCCANEERS.
under his bucking hat