If you enjoy 2020
Don’t worry because 2022 will be 2020 too.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
Every day I’m thankful that I live in Scotland.
When I am on my death bed surrounded by my friends and family my final words will be
“You guys want to see a dead body?”
dad joke
what are you if you put a picture of yourself in a locketindependent
Got an ice cream for my girlfriend
Best trade i ever made.
Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
I am thankful every day that I live in Canada.
Why do dads always take pictures?
Cause they are your paparazzi
After all that shit I’m surprised they are back together
Friend: whoMe: my ass cheeksI know it’s a shit post
Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture
You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year