Civil Engineer: Lets build a bridge!
Rude Engineer: Fuck you!
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
Take my advice and invest in real estate.
Get a lot while you are young.
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
TIL pidgins die after sex
At least the one I fucked did!
Just got banned from the hardware store…
Some dickhead in an apron came up to me and asked if I needed decking. Lucky I got the first punch in
I give up drinking this year
Oops I mean: I give up, drinking this year.
Canada is a lot cooler than the United States
Especially during the winter
Dear Expecting Mothers…
Please… I beg you. Look at what your child’s name will be when spelled backwards.Sincerely,Marlana
There’s only 1 rule in learning English
1.) Their our know rules