JOKESTER
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One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Did you hear about the power failure at the post office?
They were enveloped in darkness.
You have to give it to the Chinese.
They somehow managed to make an entire language out of bad tattoos.
There are two things that will never get old…
Dark humour and unvaccinated children.
Yesterday I Spotted an Albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the guy.
there is love without sex, and there is sex without love.
and then there’s you, without both.
I knew I shouldn’t have taken my dog to the blacksmith
As soon as we got there, he made a bolt for the door
I walked in on my grandma sucking my grandpa’s dick.
I have no idea why it wasn’t cremated with the rest of him!
I’ve been dating this girl who works at the zoo.
I’m pretty sure she’s a keeper.
Fishing and girlfriends are a lot alike
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I’m stuck here holding my rod.