This Soleimani dude has become pretty famous lately…
It’s as if he just blew up overnight.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
A farmer asks his wife to tell something that makes him both happy and sad.
His wife replies: You have the biggest dick in the whole village.
What do you call a black man flying a plane
A pilot, you racist bastards
I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit.
We’re filming the pilot next week.
Where do sick ducks go?
To a quack doctor.
Trumps so good at making jobs
He even opened some up in Iran!
How are women and tornadoes alike?
First, there is a lot of sucking and blowing then you lose your house.
What’s the difference between a kiss and anal sex?
A kiss will make your day, but anal will make your hole weak.
I heard my son’s first words today
“Dad where have you been?”
People say that Jesus died a virgin
I don’t get it, didn’t he get nailed in the end?