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One-Liners
More than 1,900 one-liners in one place: short, sharp jokes that land in a single sentence. These quick one-line jokes are perfect for a fast laugh, a text to a friend, or a line to steal for your next toast. If you want the best of them sorted by topic, start with our 300 short jokes and one-liners or the 50 best one-liners. We keep adding new ones, so there is always something fresh here to make you groan and grin.
Two cannibals are eating a clown..
One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?
The waitress asked me if I was familiar with ”Farm to Table” dining.
I told her I was more experienced with fast food and “Table to Toilet” dining.
Why did the grinch rob the liquor store?
He was in need of some holiday spirit
How do you have a long lasting marriage?
Don’t get caught.
Some friends went out caroling dressed as Star Wars characters.
They were LARPing all the way.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
I am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…
So few that I can count on my fingers
Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.
Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
Just like my ex-husband,
The seasons come and go
I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”
Today and tomorrow
I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
Ciśnienie – JazzArt Underground is worth checking out
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
Person 1: “Do you know Prince Albert?”
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”
A Monk
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He Can’t Believe it’s not Buddha”
My IQ dropped from 70 to 42. I was worried. Then I checked again, it was 110. I was shocked, I checked again to find it was 150. I rushed to the doctor.
She told me it’s my pulse and not my IQ.
I’m going to the theatre for a performance about puns
It’s a play on words
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Why does the KKK prefer driving Lincoln’s?
Cause as they say they are “All White, All White, All White!”This is satire, please don’t ban me. Fuck racism!
Yo mommas so fat
When u look up the word “fat” in the dictionary, it’s a picture of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!
Me idiot, MAA
Ask thing answer is me
What happened to Table at the party last night?
He got laid before it even started
There’s a lot of impeachment misinformation going around, so I thought I would clarify.
A sham impeachment does not necessarily result in its removal from the pillow.
What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson