I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
A thief broke into my house
He was searching for money so I woke up and searched with him
Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
He said “Genius”
Why did the pirate take so long learning the alphabet
Because he spent years at C
Two psychics bump into each other walking down the street…
One says to the other “You’re doing alright, how am I?”
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he open it
Want to know a job that isn’t doing very well right now
Archeology it’s in ruins!
How many Walmarts are in Iran?
None but there are 52 Targets
A skeleton walks into a bar,
he orders a beer and a mop