One-Liners

The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.

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Having a Playboy magazine to just read the articles is like watching the Superbowl just for the football ?

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate when talking to women.

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous

Somebody missed the perfect opportunity to name this Chinese Corona Virus the Kung Flu ?

People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.

You know it’s time to clean the fridge when something closes the door from the inside.

So, “20 x 0 = 0.”I don’t know what’s funny!

Because the ant hill is for ten ants only.

Like you don’t see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta