Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean he just blew up overnight.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
My internet is slow but hopefully this posts quickly…HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Have a great 2019!
Don’t let anyone tell you that you are ugly.
Yes, you are ugly. Just don’t let anyone tell you that.
What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut sleeps with everyoneA bitch sleeps with everyone except you
All my friends jokingly said that this girl I have a date with is imaginary.
Well, the joke is on them. Because so are they
What is the equivalent of 2,000 mocking birds?
2 kilomockingbirds.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.
Jack: I found us two doors to float on
Rose: that’s OK, I’ll just share yours
A man got hit in the head with a can of cola.
He’s alright tho, it was a soft drink.