Insomnia is awful
But not to worry, on the plus side, only 6 more sleeps till 2021
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
My friend was driving a piece of junk car yesterday, and I saw him drive a luxury SUV today.
Well, that Escaladed quickly.
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles
She said ‘hardback?’So I replied, ‘yeah, with 4 legs and little heads’
I was about to tell a joke about Unemployment
but it needs some work.
What’s the difference between a brown family and a white family?
On an average the brown parents have 4 kids while the white kids have 4 parents.
I caught my mate drinking brake fluid the other day
He Says he can stop any time he wants
What concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them down, make a tire and call it a ‘Good Year’.
I was going to post a time travelling joke.
But you guys didn’t like it.
I got fired at the calendar factory today
It isn’t fair either, all I did was I took a few days off