Jokes

He said, “When I am about to take a shot, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to shoot.”Then he threw a dart and got a bullseye on the first throw and I asked how he could aim the dart so well.He said, “When I am about to throw a dart, it’s like magic, I can just see the line where I need to throw it.”Later, he got in a fight with another guy at the bar. He threw a punch and missed badly. I asked how he could throw such a poorly aimed punch.He said, “There is no punch line.”

Bartender asks “What can I get ya?”The first vampire says “I’d like a Bloody Mary.” Second vampire, “I’ll take a Blood on the Rocks.” On the third’s turn he orders “Hot water.”Bartender sets the drinks down, confused, and asks “What’s the water for?” To which the third vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and answers,”I’m just going to make some tea.”