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I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down.
That wouldn’t be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
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Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing?
Hubby: Well…it was a combination of rubber and metal.
Wife: Ooohhh….tell me more!
Hubby: You were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing!
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A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and ran to him with tears of joy in her eyes. He saw her running to him and immediately said “Whoa whoa whoa……the contract said till death do us part!”
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Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Happy Christmas everybody..
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What if Noah made a website?
what if Noah made a website?
He would call it Waterbnb
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You always claim Germans don’t have humour, but we have.
You always claim Germans don’t have humour,
but we have. It’s just like healthcare. Most Americans don’t get it.
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Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac I’m taking something…
Yesterday I was diagnosed as a kleptomaniac
I’m taking something for it three times a day.
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My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”…
My girlfriend said “Don’t talk about sex until we’re married”
Now we’re married she says “you can TALK about sex all you want..”
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Terrible night.
Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck.
Got up to check, but the mirror wasn’t working.