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He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another…
He was surprised when his girlfriend said she wanted another round right after they finished having sex.
“Come again?”
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I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
I’m not racist my sense of humor is black.
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Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.” Me: *knows all the drugs*…
Boss: “You have to take a drugs test.”
Me: *knows all the drugs* “No problem…”
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Phone: Files have been saved to device.
Phone: Files have been saved to device.
Me: Sweet. Where?
Phone: I don’t know.
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Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more!
Wife: Honey, the vacuum cleaner doesn’t suck any more!
Hubby: Wait let me see……ah….we have to get a new one…..this one probably got married!
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I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall.
I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the mall. I was about to confront them but I managed to calm myself down.
That wouldn’t be a good example to set in front of my wife and kids.
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Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Hubby: Babe, I had a wet dream about you last night.
Wife: Oh yeah? What was I wearing? Or not wearing?
Hubby: Well…it was a combination of rubber and metal.
Wife: Ooohhh….tell me more!
Hubby: You were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing!
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A man died and went to heaven.
A man died and went to heaven. A few days later his wife died and she also went to heaven. She saw him there and ran to him with tears of joy in her eyes. He saw her running to him and immediately said “Whoa whoa whoa……the contract said till death do us part!”
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Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Apparently having sex constantly helps the memory..
Happy Christmas everybody..