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What does Frosty The Snowman have that Mrs. Frosty doesn’t?
Snowballs(Merry Xmas)
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…
Because the carbon monoxide detector failed.Merry Christmas Reddit!
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What does being a fundamentalist Christian and the game Snake have in common?
You can’t touch yourself.
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What do the Pope and a Christmas Tree have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
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I entered myself in a Most Beautiful Boner contest.
The competition was pretty stiff.
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Why did dyslexic Karen go to the Christmas nativity?
To see the manger.
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Why does Santa never have to pay for parking his sleigh?
Because it’s always on the house!
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Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has a little known brother.
Randolf the brown nosed reindeer,he can run as fast as Rudolf, he just can’t stop as quick.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.””What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?””Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
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My 17 year old brother told me this joke.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in the USA?…God couldn’t find a virgin and 3 wise men.