I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife…
I now know why Jeff Bezos divorced with his wife… He needed space.
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My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured… Read More »Filtered
My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer
My wife is anti vaxx Calls herself miss Doubt Pfizer
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on just watching her eating a banana. Now after ten years of marriage,… Read More »I remember when I first started dating my wife, I got a hard-on…
My wife said that I have no discretion…
My wife said that I have no discretion… What do you guys think?
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality, I just hope someone shoots her… Read More »I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it’s because she is cute with…
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building…
My wife just recently completed a 40-week body building course…It’s a boy and he weighs 11lbs 4oz
My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome…
My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome with.Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to pick two of them.
2020 is still better than my first marriage
2020 is still better than my first marriage