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Marriage Jokes

Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.

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Wife: “I’ve heard, men start to go deaf, if he takes Viagra often.” Husband: “Who the fuck is Jeff and why is he taking you… Read More »JOKESTER

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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER

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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.

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A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy “Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but… Read More »JOKESTER