Screams of passion
in Joke of the Day An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion. The Italian said: “Last night I massaged… Read More »Screams of passion
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love… Read More »An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
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Wife: “I’ve heard, men start to go deaf, if he takes Viagra often.” Husband: “Who the fuck is Jeff and why is he taking you… Read More »JOKESTER
What’s the difference between a boner and a bonus?
Your wife will never refuse an opportunity to blow your bonus.
A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”
“Sweet!”, he replied. “I won $20. Here’s $10. Now bugger off.”
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem”
“Is she an alcoholic?” “No I am, but she is the one who suffers”
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My heart sank when I came home early and saw the plumbers van parked in our drive. Thankfully though, he was in there fcuking my… Read More »JOKESTER
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Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I’m a piece of meat… ….And it wouldn’t bother me, if she wasn’t a vegan.
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A couple are fussing over their new born baby boy “Look at the size of his willy. Its huge”. Says the husband. ….. “Yes, but… Read More »JOKESTER
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.