entertainment
Me: Dad does mom ever get jealous? Dad: Your mom doesn’t mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
Fun jokes
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question
I’ve been with my girlfriend for around 4 years, so last night I finally popped the question. …Why the fuck are we still together?
make fun
I tried to convince my little girl that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants. …But she didn’t buy it. She’s still making fun… Read More »make fun
self checkout
The self checkout was invented by a man who was sent to the store to buy tampons.
device
Ever heard about the device that converts thoughts into speech? It’s called Alcohol..
never tell
One thing my old Dad always said to me: Son, never explain yourself to anyone. He never did tell me why.
r.i.p.
As the inventor of the computer mouse has died I can just imagine how his funeral will be. Drag and drop.
modern
Me at art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art. Art dealer : I beg your pardon Sir,… Read More »modern
do you have an opinion?
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
choose
There are two ways to avoid hangovers: 1* Don’t drink 2* Don’t stop
secret
You know what Victoria’s Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue.
I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money !
I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money ! Bloody bank !
the future
My art teacher told us to draw what the future would look like. Everyone drew flying cars and spaceships. I drew a shell gas station… Read More »the future
My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the…
My new pool boy obviously hasn’t watched enough porn to know the real reason I hired him.
O, shit…
My grandad asked me what I wanted for my birthday so I told him a ship in a bottle… Shame his hearing is getting bad.
cheers
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends!….. may they never meet!
advice
To my future kids: You are gonna start out with a flip phone,I don’t care if the Galaxy S10 is out,you are gonna know the… Read More »advice
prank
It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off… Read More »prank
reason
Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia…. I can’t sleep because I have internet.
suddenly
I took off my boyfriend’s glasses last night and said, “Wow, you’re stunning!” He said, “And so are you…. …suddenly.”
fantasy
My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy… that we have health insurance.
awkward
There’s nothing more awkward than beating your family on a Wii game that requires the remote to be vigorously jerked back and forth, only for… Read More »awkward
nice…
Pick-up line: “I think it’s high time someone came over here and told you what everyone has been saying about you behind your back.” “And… Read More »nice…
confused
Ladies..Men think with their penis… So if you see one scratching their crotch, it means they’re confused.
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
like mal nipple
Religion is like the male nipple: It has survived years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose.
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, one to screw it in, and four to sing about how… Read More »How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your…
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note, in my bedroom.
no, I am not
My friend said im trivial and boring. Funny thing, Did you know the word ‘trivia’ has an interesting origin story.
procedure
Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Still, I got some fantastic… Read More »procedure