one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of… Read More »one eye
Fun jokes
Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.
once or twice
My young Secretary was telling me a story today, that she had great sex last night with her boyfriend. But when they were finished, she looked in the box of condoms, but there were only six left out of twelve, so she asked her boyfriend what happened to the other five condoms?
He told her he’d masturbated with them.
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honestly
I was in a coffee shop a couple of weeks ago and I overheard this woman say, “Guys who drive expensive cars have small penises.”… Read More »honestly
Obama 2008: yes, we can Obama 2013: yes, we scan
Obama 2008: yes, we can Obama 2013: yes, we scan
compromise
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.
regret
If you get drunk and don’t regret anything the next day, then something is wrong with the way you drink!!
S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
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Misspelled words can sometime ruin your life.
Misspelled words can sometime ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife..”I’m having a great time, wish you were her.
mini skirt
Girl: My lips are so chapped! Nerd: Well, it’s your own fault for wearing mini skirts in winter.
interesting ad
The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
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not capable
Group sex… For those not capable of getting the job done themselves!!
at 16
When I was a kid, we all played spin the bottle. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it… Read More »at 16
The internet is a drug.
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your Facebook, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles… Read More »The internet is a drug.
nothing new
They say the Kindle Fire is the first tablet that allows you to communicate with the cloud. I found I was able to communicate with… Read More »nothing new
cat life
How is it that whenever I run over a cat it’s on it’s 9th life?
the near future
Standing on the street, I was telling a co worker about how the government plants surveillance devices in street equipment to watch us… “That’s a… Read More »the near future
Swiss
“What’s the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?” “Well, the flag is a big plus!”
warning
My favorite bumper sticker: “If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.”
а finger
My blonde secretary had to take down a lot of notes, so I told her she could use my Dictaphone. She said, “No, thanks. I’ll… Read More »а finger
advice
Be yourself. Unless you want to be with me. Then be what I want. At the exact moment that I want it. – All women
what to do
After spending every spare minute of the last ten years trying to perfect my cloning machine, I finally cracked it last night. Now I don’t… Read More »what to do
smudge
Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.
“People should just mind their own business,” probably the…
“People should just mind their own business,” probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read on a social networking site.
Classic- “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite…
Classic- “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.” -The Dog
revenge
A bird shat on my arm. So naturally I wiped it off with a piece of bread and fed it to the bastard. Check mate… Read More »revenge
The sight of a woman’s cleavage reduces a man’s ability to think…
The sight of a woman’s cleavage reduces a man’s ability to think clearly by 50% Per boob.
I put “your name” on my paper and when the teacher said “who put…
I put “your name” on my paper and when the teacher said “who put your name on their paper?” everybody raised their hands.
“My dad says, you can check my computer.
“My dad says, you can check my computer. Is that right, Mr. Obama?” “He’s not your dad.”
I will be answering all questions…with my middle fiinger today
i will be answering all questions…with my middle fiinger today
always listening
I’m not talking to myself, I’m talking to the NSA!