Divorce, custody and Pepsi Cola…
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to… Read More »Divorce, custody and Pepsi Cola…
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
Today I heard the one about the hungry clock
It went back four seconds
Does anybody know the old names of the streets in Jamaica Queens?
I used to shop on 165th Street but always wanted to know the original name of it, for instance.
In defense of the Car Mechanic in MP9 and MP10!
Ok, downvote me I don’t care. People say it removes strategy from the game? Wow… no. Because you have to adapt to what they do,… Read More »In defense of the Car Mechanic in MP9 and MP10!
How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?
Frankly I’m not sure – I’m just a drone pilot.
The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
The Americans snuck into the Nazi bunkers, and all of a sudden, pulled out…Cleaning spray.They all pressed the release button, but when the haze cleared,… Read More »The Americans in WWII discovered a weakness in the Nazis.
I go to the gym religiously…
ya know twice a year when my family starts bugging me to go
My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting her.
I told her she’s crazy, there’s no such thing as gaslighting.
My dad joke
So it’s Christmas time, and Jesus arrives at his parents house. Jesus says “hello mother I have arrived” and Mary says “it wouldn’t be Christmas… Read More »My dad joke
6 six years ago I made a new year’s resolution, and I have never broken it.
“No more New year’s resolutions”