Me and my wife were having a romantic meal in a restaurant, when I said, “Close your eyes babe and don’t peek until I say so”
A minute later, I said,”Ok, you can open them now”
“What is it then? You’ve got me all excited” She replied
…”Just the dessert trolley babe” I said,”but don’t worry, it’s past us now”
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