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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

one day

baby: ” you mean to tell me one day I’m gonna have to pay to suck on boobies!?” mom: ” yes,now suck it”

gentlemen

My boyfriend opened the car door for me last night. It would have been a sweet gesture had we not been going 70 mph.

like her

A completely wasted man walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over… Read More »like her

offshore

I’ve deposited so much sperm in the sperm bank.. I’ve had to open up an Offshore Wank account..

incomplete

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research, 9 out of 10 people…

red duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told… Read More »red duck

well done

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,”… Read More »well done

waiting

No, standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.

ptotoshop

If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people!

almost

Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.

headache

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache

kidnapping

According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.

light

And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.

mouth to mouth

I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!

no one

I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.

easiest way

I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.

Friday

Why is Friday the most feminine day of the week? It takes forever to come.

bullshit

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming… Read More »bullshit

tales

When women have a few cocktails, they often discuss a few cock tales.

dedication

I’ve been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don’t know how… Read More »dedication

salesman

I sell security alarms door to door, and I’m really good at it. I mean if they aren’t home…. I just leave a brochure on… Read More »salesman

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