g-spot
Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.
Fun jokes
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waiting game
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
no caffeine
Drinking coffee with no caffeine is like masturbating with a condom on.
fingers
My wife was complaining that I never lift a finger around the house. So I did, The middle one.
viagraccino
Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you’re up all night.
prood
Oh,you want proof that prayer doesn’t work? just look at the middle east
hormonika
Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? A: He was too busy playing the hormonica
applause
If you like to listen to music while having sex. Play a live album. That way you get an applause every 4 minutes.
suffer
Ladies! Men don’t suffer from premature ejaculation. You do.
pervs
Logic: 1.The Government can access any personal info sent over smartphones. 2.Teenagers send each other nudes. 3. The Government is full of giant pervs.
chances
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. …Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.
institution
Someone once said to me, “You’re insane! You should be in an institution!” I said to them, “I’m married” You know what they say, marriage… Read More »institution
Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.
My daughter asked me why I haven’t been reading my texts…..
My daughter asked me why I haven’t been reading my texts….. I figured if they were important, the NSA would tell me!!
cheapest
I wish I didn’t buy the cheapest GPS they had. It’s just a woman’s voice, telling me to pull over and ask for directions.
no excuse
Me: is there a problem officer? Cop: I noticed the vehicle swerving a lot. Me: I had 8 beers officer. Cop: that’s no excuse to… Read More »no excuse
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first…
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people that send me a dollar.
more beer
At the bar, Bizi orders 10 beers. An hour later, he orders 10 more. What does he have? …A wife and 4 fucking kids…
lower
Women may not hit harder, but they do hit lower.
behind
Behind every great woman is a man who loves doggy style.
finally
I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…
party problem
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually… Read More »party problem
explanation
The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap…
Never go at the first call of : “Dinner is ready!” It is a trap for you to prepare the table.
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I had sex with that woman” after a porno. YOU just sat on the… Read More »Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet… Read More »pills
question
How did Jesus find guys named Peter, John, James, Thomas and Simon in the Middle East?
temporary
I don’t think they should put “out of order” signs on escalators when they’re broken. Instead they should have a sign that says “temporarily stairs.”
with knive
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a… Read More »with knive
chuck
when Britney spears sang “Hit me baby one more time” she wasn’t talking to chuck norris cause if chuck Norris hits someone there isn’t another… Read More »chuck