–MY APOLOGIES TO E.A POE–
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious website of “Hot Chicks Galore”, while I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. “Tis not possible,” I muttered, “GIVE ME BACK MY FREE HARDCORE!”
-Quoth the server “404”.